This Old Dog is one of the most strange and unique phenomena that I have experienced in my life. I really don't know if I should take him serious or just fall down on the ground laughing. This could be a wild ride following him.

- David M. - Minnesota

This David Mueller is one of the most strange and unique phenomena that I have experienced in my life. I really don't know if I should take him serious or just fall down on the ground laughing. He reminds me of what Hunter S. Thompson said, "When the going gets weird....the weird turn pro."

-Old Dog - Anywhere and Everywhere